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OTHER FREEWAYS
FREEWAYS ON FIRE

Letter from the Editor - June 2010

**It's been four years—I guess it's time for Christina Aguilera to express her sexuality.

**At a café I heard a girl say to her boyfriend: "It's not that you don't understand the finale of Lost, it's that I hate your clothes and you have terrible taste in music."

**What do I make of Alexis Neiers of the Burglar Bunch going to jail as the first season of her vile reality show Pretty Wild comes to a close? I can only quote Justin Currie of Del Amitri on the perils of Hollywood: "You can be a has-been without ever having been anything."

**Alicia Keys has revealed that she'd like to work with Kings Of Leon, U2, Prince and MIA. On a related note, if anyone wants to work with past American Idol winners Taylor Hicks and Kris Allen, just apply to Applebee's.

**Rhianna was spotted in several different sex shops presumably looking for new bedroom hardware. Where she should really be is in a bait shop looking for hooks...

**Caught In The Carousel at home:
1. Justin Currie—The Great War
2. The National—High Violet
3. Trashcan Sinatras—In The Music
4. Matthew Puckett—Red Flowers
5. Jasmine Minks—Poppy White E.P.

**Farewell! A word that must be and hath been:
Dave Thomas
Lena Horne
Ronnie James Dio
Paul Gray (Slipknot)

Love and Rockets,
Alex Green
Editor, Caught In The Carousel
Alex670@earthlink.net

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